Pakistan after 100 years! *Worth Reading* :D

It's a bit lengthy but trust me its worth reading.

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Alex: I hear the exchange rate is now $100 to a Rupee! That's just Too much. What about Quetta and Peshawar? What are they like?

John: No idea. But they are cheaper than Karachi , which is the world's headquarters for information technology now.

Alex: I hear the quality of life in Pakistan is incredible.

John: Yeah, man. You can buy a BMW for Rs.30,000, and a Mercedes for less
than Rs.45,000. But my dream is to purchase a Suzuki Mehran which costs
roughly Rs.90,000. But what a sweet design, great curves, and it purrs
to the touch.

Alex: By the way, which company are you gonna work for?

John: Haji Jalal Puttarjee & Bros. Technologies, a pure Pakistani conglomerate specializing in embedded software.

Alex: Man, you're so lucky to work for a pure Pakistani company. They are
really intelligent and unlike any American body shops that have opened
their fly-by-night outfits in Pakistan . The Pakistani Companies pay
you even when you're on the bench. My friend, Paul Allen, used his
bench time to visit the Makran Coast, the most gorgeous resort in
Pakistan, I hear

John: Yeah, man, you're right. I hope the US learns something from them and
follows in their footsteps. It seems all we do is borrow more and more
money from the Askari Bank.

Alex: How are you going to cope with their language?

John: I've been learning Urdu since my school days. I always dreamed that one
day I'll head for Pakistan ever since my uncle bought me that T-Shirt
from Islamia College . At the Consulate they tested my proficiency in
Urdu and were quite impressed by my score in TOUFL (Test of Urdu as a
Foreign Language).

Alex: Boy! You're so damn lucky.

John: Yeah. I'll be traveling in the world's fastest train, Tezgam, I'll be
visiting the world's largest theme park in Changa Manga, and I'll be
visiting the famous Lollywood where I might meet the sons And daughters
of movie legends like Nadeem, Sultan Rahi, Anjuman, Reema and the
gorgeous of all, Madam Babra Sharif.

Alex: You know, the Pakistani President is scheduled to visit USA Next year
and I hear that he may increase the number of employment visas.

John: That's very true. Last month, their Labour Minister, Naswar Khan
Pakhtoon, visited the White House and donated Rs.20,000 for the
re-development of the World Trade Centre at Silicon Valley , and has
promised more if we follow the models of the fast developing high-tech
cities, Gujranwalla and Raiwind. Bill Gates was lucky to have a chance
to meet him. Very lucky person.

Alex: Will you be calling on Peter? I hear that he has made it big there and has a beautiful house on the Lyari River in Karachi .
John: Yeah, I'll be meeting him.

Alex: Anyway, nice chatting to you, John. Good luck, you lucky guy.

John: Yeah, and the same to you,

Alex: By the way, don't ever go to the Pakistani Consulate in shalwar-kameez
because they will think you're too Pakistanised and may doubt that you
will ever come back, and your application will be rejected. And yes,
don't forget to say to the Visa Officer politely: 'As'salam-o- Alaikum,
aap kaisay hain?' It will show them you're a cultured person.
See what u think of these people.....Dont forget to say INSHA-ALLAH after This..!!!

YAR. I WOULD LOVE TO WAIT FOR THAT DAY.. JUST WANT TO SEE SOME GORA BEGGING TO STAY IN PAKISTAN AND AMBASSADOR GIVING HIM A BUTT KICK.. .. THAT WILL BE AWESOME.