◘ What Tym Does Da Bar Open ◘

◘At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk▬◘

◘ guy asked: what time the bar opens.▬◘
◘"It opens at noon" answers the clerk.▬◘


◘About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy▬◘
◘sounding even drunker.▬◘


◘"What time does the bar open?" he asks.▬◘


◘"Same time as before... Noon." replies the clerk.◘


◘Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered◘

◘ "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"◘

◘The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon,◘

◘ but if you can't wait, I can have room service send something up to you."◘



◘"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"◘