☺ Hunter Without Gun ☺

by **Aadizz** Wed Dec 03, 2008 8:50 pm

☻There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear.☻
☻Only he shows up without a gun.☻

☺The other hunters are very curious.☺
☺"How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask.☺
"Do you have a knife?" says the guy. "No,"

"Do you have a club?"says the guy. "No,"

☺"Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a bear.☺
☺Just wait right here and see.☺

☺The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.☺☺Eventually he happens upon a bear asleepin his den☺

☺He kicks the bear and gets it really angry.☺
☺As the bearwakes up, he starts to chase after the guy,☺
☺so the guy starts runningback towards the cabin.☺☺Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"☺
☺They open the door and the guy runs intothe cabin and holds the door open behind him.☺

☺To the terror of theother hunters, an angry bear follows close behind, running into thecabin, too.☺
☺Then the guy slams the door shut, and says,☺

☺"You All Face this one.☺

☺I'll go get another."☺

;-)

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